*Theme song plays as the news begins*
OUTBREAKS
Jordan:
There's a sudden sighting of Phanphies of level 5 in route 207 in Sinnoh! These are great Pokemon when levelled up so I recommend getting one now if you haven't got one yet! They are very nice to be around, as they will help comfort you and they also provide good company for when you're out in the field.
Mary:
They're so cute! I have one now and it's been hugging me for the last ten minutes! I think it likes me in its own way.
Jordan:
That's nice to hear. Watchers, we will be back next week with some more news regarding outbreaks so stay tuned!
WEATHER
Fay:
Hey everyone in the world and outer space who may be listening to this! It's tiiiiiime for Fay's weather forecast! You may need googles or special equipment like torches seeing as its foggy all over the regions today! This is an unprecedented event, probably brought on by the appearance of Latias in Hoenn! Not that he had anything to do with the fog though, but still! Be prepared!
UPDATES
Annabelle:
What's this?! A new development is in progress called the Battle Tower? That's awesome! Apparently, you will be able to battle other trainer's Pokemon in an effort to win the Grand Prize and to be labeled as the best Pokemon Trainer! Join us on the 18th of April, the grand opening!
MISC.
Mr. Barterlott:
YOU CAN'T MISS THIS EPIC OFFER MADE BY CHEAPO ENTERPRISES.COM!
Cheapo Enterprises (DOn't forget to visit our webpage!) sells epic items for your Pokemon as well as yourself! We have grand bottled water for only 5,000 Poke and many more items such as EXP Shares for fourty million Poke! These are epic offers so come along and visit our homepage if you haven't already and purchase something epic!